Q How far is the moon?
A 300 km away
Q Is there life on the moon?
A I don’t know, but I think there is on Mars
Q Have you heard of Slumdog Millionaire?
Q Have you heard of IPL?
Q Have you heard of Twenty20?
A Yes. I enjoy it. Uthaa uthaa ke maarte hain. Tests are too slow
Q Who is your favourite actor and actress?
A Ajay Devgan, Kareena Kapoor
Q What is our national anthem?
A Jana Gana Mana
Q Do you know the words?
A Used to. Only know half the anthem now
Q Have you used a condom?
A No. My wife has taken an injection. So there is no need