08 August 2009 - 14 August 2009
small world
kitchen politics
The Vegetarian Bullies of Mumbai

It’s not just Muslims, as actor Emraan Hashmi showed from personal experience, who are denied flats in Mumbai’s housing societies. Even non-vegetarians have a tough time.

Nishant Devale, a Mumbai-based doctor, remembers responding to an advertisement about a flat for sale in Malabar Hill. The first question he was asked was, “Are you a vegetarian?” Dr Devale spoke the truth. He was not and, quite astonishingly for him, the negotiations abruptly stopped. He saw three more flats and each time he was told he was not eligible because of his food habits. “Invisible doors slammed shut on my face,” he says.

Ashok R Khamkar, proprietor of Khamkar Masalewale, a well-known store of ground spices, too, was denied a flat in Lalbaug in central Mumbai for the same reason. “I was ready to pay market prices, but they turned me away,” says Khamkar.

The communities at the forefront of enforcing the vegetarian writ are Jains and Marwaris, Mumbai’s traditionally industrial class. Vegetarian bullying can take many forms. Besides denying flats, it could be in the closing down of non-veg eateries. The classic example is of a 25-storeyed Jain housing society near a 100-year-old fish market in Parel. It pays the fishermen to keep the market closed during Paryushan Parva—a holy fortnight of fasting for Jains. Lately, there have been attempts to get the market relocated altogether. Says one fisherman, Parvati Pandurang Bodke, “These rich people want to shift this market. Where will we go? They have the money and politicians in their pockets. So far we have resisted, but how many years can we go on fighting?”

Housing societies say the smell of meat hurts the religious sentiments of vegetarians. JK Jain from Chembur even believes that non-vegetarians dirty the surroundings. “We are exhorting our housing society not to sell flats to people who eat meat,” he says.

zero marx
Why Comrade Mallya Failed
How can anyone go on strike without the help of at least one Malayali or Bengali?

People who stand on the deck of their 300-foot private yachts basking in the Caribbean sun with a glass of champagne and surrounded by starlets and supermodels, should not go on strike. It just doesn’t seem right. An interesting photo of 2008 is Jet Airways owner Naresh Goyal nuzzling up to Vijay Mallya, who owns Kingfisher Airlines, after the two reached a business agreement. Mallya, so natural with his arms around Bollywood actresses during photo-ops, looks uncomfortable and stiff. He is smiling, but it is not the benign this-too-shall-pass smile of Goyal. This one is forced, as if he has been overtaken by circumstances. If that was forced, early this month, when he announced that private airlines would not fly for a day unless the Government bailed them out, he wasn’t even attempting a smile. Not even at the absurdity of someone like him—who, with so much perseverance across decades cultivated an image of being the king of good times—being part of a stop-work agitation.

When Mallya and his fellow heads of private airlines decided on the strike, the ghost of Karl Marx must have started scratching his head—now how do I fit this into Das Kapital? There is no dialectics for this. The rule is simple: capitalists exploit, workers strike. And when the reverse happens, its collapse is inevitable. The airline owners got it wrong right from the start.

For one, there was not one Malayali or Bengali among them and you just can’t go on strike without them. The comrades would have pointed out a few follies made by the strikers. They would have told Mallya that he could have expanded the agitation. His argument that because airline companies had private shareholders, in effect a government bailout would be a public service, could have got every listed company on BSE and NSE joining them. After all, every one of them has public shareholders and the Government would be bailing them all out when the need arises. But the airlines chose to only highlight their narrow wants.

The second thing the comrades would have told Vijay Mallya and Co is that even cartels must get the process right. An Indian Express report said that they forgot to send their demands to the Ministry of Civil Aviation. That’s just not done. And the last lesson for the rich strikers would have been that if you are bluffing, be sure to think it through. Keeping travel bookings open for the day they were supposed to be off air is not a way to be taken seriously.

shop
The Great Indian Celeb Sale

What does a recession-hit TV actor do when Ekta Kapoor stops taking her calls and all the reality shows have finished casting? How does she pay the bills and reach her fans, without compromising her image? Telly star Sachin Sharma has solemnly considered and maybe resolved those questions. His answer is sbuy.in, arguably the first site in India where celebrities, and only celebrities, can sell anything from used mobile phones to ghagra cholis. “I got the idea from the recession.Everyone’s having a tough time, but when celebrities sell through people they often get a bad deal,” says CEO Sharma. But the sellers have to prove their mettle: since the site is only meant for people with a certain notoriety, Sharma promises: “We will look through stories on them, photos, anything to make sure it is a known face.” So far the website has a hotch-potch of stuff, including costumes from the soap Balika Vadhu, a custom-made gown in the same design as one worn by actress Kangana Ranaut, even some art. Sharma promises they will eventually host objects that belonged to big-ticket actors, directors, and all sorts of what’s-his-name ‘celebrities’.

war
Taxi vs Cab at Mumbai Airport

Mumbai airport has turned into a turf war between taxis belonging to the Mumbai Taximen’s Union and private cab companies like Mega, Meru, Gold and She Cabs. The latter have been operating in the airport area for some time now, but are being shooed away with threats of violence. Their vehicles are not allowed to use the parking lot earmarked for cabs.
Private cabs are becoming increasingly popular in Mumbai because of their professionalism and better vehicles. The Union, on the other hand, has been consistently opposing the state government’s decision to allow private services. The trigger for the latest round of sparring was the introduction of the prepaid taxi service at the domestic airport. The traffic police has given safety assurances to private operators, but that doesn’t seem to be enough. Says Gavin Dabreo of Meru Cabs, “It should be left to customers to choose their mode of transport and private cabs must be given their space. The authorities must make exclusive parking zones available to private cabs...
We expect it will take some time for it to be sorted out.”

views
Republic of Newspapers

It is said that the health of a democracy is defined by the freedom of expression and thought experienced by its people. India boasts not only of being the world’s largest but also the most vocal democracy. According to the latest count, there are nearly 74,000 newspapers registered with the Registrar of Newspapers for India (RNI). The state encouraging the most diversity of views is Uttar Pradesh with a record number of 11,789 registered newspapers followed by Delhi with 10,666 and Maharashtra with 9,127 registered publications. The Ministry of Information and Broadcasting now plans to focus on the Northeast by relaxing norms for empanelling newspapers published in the seven Northeastern states.

opening
Vote ka Saamna

Former cricketer Vinod Kambli, having dusted off the controversy over his friendship with Sachin Tendulkar, is now gearing up for politics and has joined the relatively unknown Lok Bharati Party. Kambli is keen to contest the Assembly polls in Maharashtra later this year.

He has been flirting with politics for some time now. During the 2004 Assembly polls too, he had expressed a desire to be fielded as a candidate, but there were no takers among major political parties. In the intervening period from 2004, Kambli’s interaction with the public was through reality shows. Faced with a celebrity crunch, Lok Bharati founder, Kapil Patil, requested Kambli to sign up as a member of his newly formed political outfit. It was promptly done.

The move is welltimed with Assembly elections round the corner. “He is a celebrity and will be good for the party. There is a need for good people to join politics and Vinod Kambli is one of them. He is keen on contesting,” says Patil.

fashion
Men on the Rampage

The Fashion Design Council of India (FDCI) is organising India’s first men’s fashion week in the capital from September 11 to 13. Titled the Van Heusen India Mens Week, the extravaganza will feature 15 shows and 40 stalls by leading designers. “We’re still deciding on designers, but those who wish to participate can apply,” says FDCI boss Sunil Sethi.

american beauties
Gas Guzzlers

The land of milk, honey and excess —the United States of America—has increased the fuel efficiency in its motor vehicles by only three miles per gallon over the last 80 years. On estimates, at least 60 per cent of US cars and buses on the road are from the 1980s and hugely fuel inefficient. Clearly, America’s oil-related crises begin with its cars. New research by Michael Sivak and Omer Tsimhonia, of the University Of Michigan Transportation Research Institute, says that the US will have to completely overhaul its transportation system. That’s another way of saying the country has to invest massively in public transport. But equally, it has to pump money into research and development of the automobiles. The report points out that despite greater awareness and rising fuel prices, the average fuel efficiency of an American motor car is only 17 miles per gallon as of 2006. New models in Japan and Europe can deliver as many as 40 miles per gallon. Industry experts say that while research and development is crucial to solve the problem, replacing older cars is likely to take over a decade, a process that could prove vexed and expensive.

pricey
Wonder Weed

A weed known for its medicinal and aphrodisiacal properties was recently auctioned in Thimpu, Bhutan, for the astronomical amount of Rs 3,51,000 per kg. Cordyceps, which is native to the tiny Himalayan nation, fetches high amounts every time it is auctioned, but this year it has surpassed all past records. Incidentally, the current price has outshone the highest bid ever for Makaibari’s prized Silver Tips Imperial tea, which fetched a mere Rs 21,000 a kg.

The Ministry of Agriculture in Bhutan conducts yearly auctions for the weed in various districts of the country and this year it was a man from Naro Block district of Thimpu who took home the prized weed. Cordyceps is generally found at a very high altitude where a particular species of caterpillar entwines itself around the grass.

The weed is known to treat circulatory, respiratory and sexual dysfunction. In Thimpu, a single stick of medium grade Cordyceps usually sells for Ngultrum 50, approximately equivalent to one US dollar.

opinion
Who Cares for Manipur?

Manipur is burning again. This time, over the mysterious killing of a young man, who, the police say, was shot in an encounter. But the media coverage of the incident where the man is seen being dragged inside a shopping mall and then his body brought out, has triggered off mass protests. Life in the capital Imphal has been paralysed due to a strike called by Manipuri organisations to protest the killing.

Such incidents create further problems for the Centre, which is already struggling to bring Manipur to the folds of normalcy. The fact is that Manipur is a failed state, and ordinary Manipuris are torn apart by a spate of kidnappings, extortion and utter lack of development.

A recent report by the US-based Human Rights Watch describes the situation in Manipur as a ‘cycle of unpunished violence, including killings, by security forces and armed groups’.
It is high time that New Delhi intervenes to show that it cares for Manipur. The policemen should not be spared if an independent probe finds them guilty. Only then does India have the moral authority needed to reign over Manipur. Or the entire North-east, for that matter.

security
Self Defence Not Always the Best Defence

Infosys became the first private sector company to get armed protection from the Government, for a fee. Around 100 Central Industrial Security Force personnel , specially trained to react to terrorist strikes, have been deployed at Infy’s Electronics City headquarters in Bangalore. The infotech firm has indicated it will pay Rs 3.6 crore a year, roughly Rs 1 lakh a day, for the special protection. The paramilitary personnel will provide perimeter security and patrol the campus—a first line of defence in case of a 26/11-style attack. Senior Infy board member Mohandas Pai says the threat perception had become real. “The law had to be amended for corporates to get paramilitary cover. In future, the entire Electronics City (a government-designated industrial area) and Infosys’ Mysore campus will also get CISF cover.” RK Mishra, CISF inspector general, says it’s the first time that his organisation is providing cover to the private sector. “The personnel have been carefully chosen and briefed to be gender sensitive, as more than 30 per cent of employees at Infosys are women. The gates will continue to be manned by Infosys’ security personnel. We will operate mainly as a quick-reaction team.’’ Now, will having a ring of paramilitary protection become a status symbol for India Inc?

energy
Ray of Hope

As far as ambitions go, PM Manmohan Singh’s target of generating 20 gigawatts of solar power in the country by 2020 would rank right on top. The National Solar Mission hopes the plan would help solve two problems in one go—cutting emissions and meeting the skyrocketing demand for power. Harnessing solar power remains a project on the drawing boards of most government bodies and private sector companies, but if all goes well, and an investment of a massive Rs 92,000 crore fructifies, the Government hopes it could significantly bring down the cost of producing a unit of solar power from Rs 15 currently.

automobile
The Happy Bend?

It’s a season of such pleasant surprises for automakers that many executives around the world are still rubbing their eyes in disbelief. Detroit-survivor Ford recorded positive sales figures after almost two years, and Toyota and BMW both reported results way above expectations. Toyota kept its losses down to $817 million against the expectation of nearly $2 billion. New car registrations in Germany jumped by 27 per cent this year compared to 2008, thanks to a government bonus scheme. Similarly, government incentives helped Toyota’s revamped Prius hybrid become the topselling car in Japan in May and June.