17 Oct 2009 - 23 Oct 2009
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Apathy
Break Point: Adding Insult to Victory

PT Usha made her name leaping over hurdles. But she was helpless against the indifference of Indian sports officials in Bhopal recently. The organisers of the National Open Athletics meet put her up in a shoddy room. Usha was so hurt she wept. The tearful outburst before cameras might have been excessive, but her outrage was justified.

Inept officials are the hallmark of non-cricket Indian sport. Before the Usha episode, the glaring example of apathy towards athletes was a stormy night in 1998, when the Indian hockey team landed in Mumbai, having won the Asian Games gold after 32 years. The players were held up at the airport for three hours as there were no rooms. To be fair, Mumbai was an unscheduled stop. The team was to go to Delhi, but the flight had been diverted due to fog. Still, the players, many of them employed with Indian Airlines, expected a quicker, more enthusiastic response. “I will not let my son play hockey, not for India,” captain Dhanraj Pillay said.

Aparna Popat, winner of eight successive national badminton titles, says, “One year we were to fly to the US to compete in the World Championships. We got the visas so late that we barely reached on time. Ideally we should have gone a few days in advance and acclimatised.” Aparna says that being a leading player, she was at least spared the worst of the officials’ incompetence. Lesser players went through a harrowing time. Sometimes, the harassment was intentional. “They just do it to settle an old score,” says Aparna.  

Chess grandmaster Dibyendu Barua founded the Chess Players Association of India in 2004. The body often highlights the financial misdeeds of Indian chess administrators. In 2007, the players even forced the National ‘A’ tournament to be postponed because the lodging arrangements were unsatisfactory. “There are many participants in a tournament like the National ‘A’ and it is understandable if an organiser cannot make all of them happy,” says Barua. “But Usha was an individual. There is no reason why they should have made a mistake.”

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Lights off… but Why?
We are being told to save the world by switching off power for an hour, but er, don’t most parts of India do that for hours daily?

On 15 December, Indians can switch off their lights for one hour between 7.30 and 8.30 pm, and in one hour of one day assuage any guilt about hurting the planet. Since 2007, the organisers of Batti Bandh have been advocating the voluntary blackout as the best way to ‘raise awareness about the various crises Earth is facing today due to our ecologically wasteful lifestyle’. Plugged through social networking sites, email chains and other GenNext media, Batti Bandh is a feel-good campaign that began in Mumbai, but this year the organisers hope the whole country will switch off.  Folks who don’t like the idea will be cajoled with fun promotional events, even initiatives sponsored by altruistic corporates like Tata and Hyundai.

To light up or not are luxurious options available only to the misguided organisers of Batti Bandh and their tiny audience. Most of their compatriots, even ones living an hour away from Mumbai, would be happy with even a few hours of uninterrupted service. Joslin Pereira, 28, would have made a fine spokeswoman for Batti Bandh. Pereira lives in Kharegaon, on the outskirts of Mumbai, which suffers up to eight hours of blackouts a day. In Kalwa, the nearest town, cuts fluctuate between six to 10 hours a day. The local power supplier has an innovative way to dodge complaints: keep the phone off the hook.

In those parts, blackouts are not pre-empted by campaigns and slogans, usually the lights just go off anywhere between 8.00 am till about 11.00 am and then again after 3.00 pm till about 6.00 pm. This happens to be the state of affairs of electricity in most parts of our country. People like Pereira, who are forced to switch off power eight hours daily, are also unintentionally doing good.

When Batti Bandh first took place in 2007, residents of Mumbai, living in one of the few places in the country that enjoy uninterrupted, expensive private power service, switched off their lights, LCD TVs and central ACs and enjoyed the romance of candles and sea breeze. According to the event organisers, that hour saved 178.5 MW of electricity in Mumbai alone. But do we really know the long-term impact of that one-hour of savings? It certainly wouldn’t have made any inroads into solving the power problems this country faces. After that one symbolic hour, Mumbai continued gobbling more than its fair share of resources because this city’s residents have financial and political weight that Pereira and her neighbours don’t have. Maybe the whole exercise would have been less ridiculous if that power had been diverted to places like Kharegaon. After all, switching off the electricity for an hour is not the most enlightening thing to do.

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Miss Plastic

If you’re just botoxed, well, that’s just not good enough for the Miss Plastic Hungary 2009 contest that took place in Budapest this past weekend. You have to be able to boast surgical intervention if you want to enter. So there were boob jobs and nose jobs aplenty and one contestant even had a toe job (surgically enhanced toes). Organisers claimed they were seeking ‘a perfect harmony of body and soul’. The winner was 22-year-old Reka Urban, who won an apartment in Budapest as the prize. First runner-up was Edina Kulcsar, who got a car and second runner-up was Alexandra Horvath. Their surgeons were also awarded. Unfortunately, none of the reports (and we did a fair bit of research) had the most vital info: the kind of surgeries each of the winners had. Unfortunately for Bollywood, the contest is only open to Hungarian residents. In any case, for those interested, the website is missplastichungary.hu.

security
Game For Women’s Help

As the date for the much-awaited Commonwealth Games approaches, the Delhi government is planning to install gender help desks across the city to guarantee the safety of women delegates and officials associated with the Games. According to Rakesh Mehta, chief secretary of Delhi, help desks are going to be established at various entry points to the city such as the airport, the railway stations, interstate bus terminals, sports stadiums and the Commonwealth Games Village. The government is also working with various support agencies to make sure that the rights and privacy of women delegates is respected at all times. These desks will be functional only two weeks ahead of the event and will be operational all day long at the entry points and for 16 hours daily at the stadiums.

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SPORT
Brothel For Olympics

When Logan Campbell participated in taekwondo in the Beijing Olympics, it had taken 1,50,000 New Zealand dollars (about Rs 50 lakh) of his parents’ hard earned money. For the 2012 London Games, he had a better idea to raise the money—start a brothel. His ‘high class gentleman’s club’ swung  into action in July in Auckland. But the New Zealand Olympics committee has decided that a brothel really does not go with the ‘Olympics values of ‘excellence, friendship and respect’. ‘Your open solicitation of ‘clients’ for your ‘business’ while using the Olympic or Olympian connection must cease immediately, or the NZOC will be forced to consider taking legal action against you,’ it cautioned Campbell in a letter. Running a brothel, incidentally, is legal in New  Zealand.

research
Switch in Position for the BBC

The BBC’s always been what the world listened to. Now, for the first time the British broadcaster is listening in. While putting together its new editorial guidelines for TV, radio and online, which are revised every five years, the BBC Trust has invited the audience point of view. Some changes needed include ‘better bleeping’ which thoroughly obscures mouth movement, so you can’t lipread expletives. Also, no unduly intimidatory, intrusive or aggressive remarks to be used for entertainment purposes. Strong language, even post 9 pm, isn’t okay unless editorially justified. Listeners and viewers get to input till the end of 2009.

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Bomba(y)rding Raj

The idea is to write Raj Thackeray a postcard with a peace message, with ‘Bombay’ instead of ‘Mumbai’ in the address. It’s a brainchild of the Citizens’ Collective Against Censorship, an online forum. So far nearly 200 people have joined the Facebook group, ‘A Postcard from Bombay for Raj’.

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In Their Naked Glory

Serena Williams may be making waves with her sensuous nude photo on the cover of ESPN magazine’s ‘Body issue’. But she’s not the first sportsperson to do the full monty.

German figure skater Katarina Witt and winner of two Olympic golds struck more gold at the newsstands when her nude spread for Playboy in December 1998, which became the first issue of the magazine to sell out since their first issue featuring Marilyn Monroe in 1953.

In 2000, there was Canadian water polo player Waneek Horn-Miller, outfitted in an eagle feather and a ball, on the cover of Time magazine, no less.

In 2001, US volleyball player Gabrielle Alysee Reece did a pretty stunning turn on the cover of Playboy magazine’s January edition. What a way to begin the new year.

In 2007, three years after her Olympian glory at Athens (she won three medals, totalling seven in her career),  American swimmer Amanda Beard appeared in all her naked glory for a Playboy spread in the July edition.

Believe it or not, usual suspect Anna Kournikova has not done a fully nude shoot (at least our research on the matter says so). The barest she’s got is a pretty sedate photo shoot for Jane magazine in June 2005.

Nobel
Is There Ever a Right Time for It?

The Physics Nobel Prize this year was awarded to Charles Kao, Willard Boyle and George Smith ‘for ground-breaking achievements concerning the transmission of light in fibres for optical communication’. But many believe the Nobel committee overlooked an Indian-born, US-based scientist who, in fact, created the field of fibre optics. Not a new experience for Dr Narinder Singh Kapany, who, in 1999, was named as one of seven ‘Unsung Heroes’ by Fortune magazine in its ‘Businessmen of the Century’ issue. Kapany is routinely referred to as ‘the man who bent light’.

Fibre optics is the technology behind devices from endoscopy to high-capacity telephone lines. Without fibre optics, much of the high-speed data transmission would not be possible. Kapany’s research and inventions have encompassed fibre-optic communications, lasers, biomedical instrumentation, solar energy and pollution monitoring. He has over 150 patents and was a member of the National Inventors Council in the US. He has lived in the US for the last 50 years.

Is there a pattern here? After all, Subramaniam Chandrasekhar got the Nobel five decades after he computed the Chandrasekhar Limit, the basis of modern astrophysics, and two decades after two of his students won.

Jail
Telephones to Serve Prison, Inmates Thank High Court

Ravikant Sharma, a prison inmate at one of the world’s largest prison complexes, looks set to bring about a minor telecom revolution at Delhi’s Tihar jail. His petition to the Delhi High Court for installing a telephone facility in Tihar jail is being considered by the Delhi government. Available only to foreign nationals till now, the facility is eagerly awaited by the 11,000 inmates of Tihar jail. “We are supporting the petitioner’s request. We are looking into it,” says a Tihar jail spokesperson. Last week, the Delhi government sought three weeks’ time from Delhi High Court to file a report on the matter. Setting up a system that will record and monitor calls made by inmates seems to be one of the concerns in setting up the facility. Tihar receives about 3,000 visitors everyday. Introducing the telephone is expected to ease this visitor traffic. This has been a good year for technology-enabled perks at the prison. About four months ago, Tata Sky become available on the 1,000-odd television sets in the prison. Wonder what Tihar makes of Bigg Boss.

MEMORABILIA
On Sale: The King’s Hair

When great artistes die, their memories live on even if they are in the form of scarves which have sweat stains on them. Or 50-year-old hair. Leslie Hindman, an auction house in Chicago, is putting under the hammer memorabilia of Elvis Presley collected by a fan, Gary Pepper. Elvis’s head was shaved after he was drafted into the US army in 1957. The King simply gave it away to Pepper, president of the National Elvis Fan Club and also a friend. For those interested enough in getting their hands on the hair, it will not come cheap. Single strands have sold for as much as $100 and the auction house expects the clump to fetch $100,000. In Indian money, that is about Rs 46 lakh. It might not be a bad gamble to get some of Amitabh Bachchan’s hair now, would it?

Advertising
News for Sale, Officially

It’s not just private companies but even Government bodies which now want advertisements couched as news. This September, a notice from the National Disaster Management Authority (NDMA) reached major magazines and newspapers stating that the organisation planned a series of events for the rest of the financial year, which it wanted to publicise. The catch was that the information would appear as ‘news’ in the publication’s house style, completely blurring the line between advertisments and editorial content. Voices of protest immediately arose. Media blog Sans Serif asked, ‘Does he who pays the piper call the tune?’ When contacted, SS Yadav, PR & AG of NDMA, said he didn’t know why such a policy was taken, but he guessed anyway: “The basic reason may be that if it looks like it is paid for, the reader might not read it.” He said that it was for public benefit, not for selling a brand. “Why should the reader know?” he asked. Arrangements between private advertisers and media already exist, but the Government’s involvement creates a potentially more dangerous conflict of interest.