21 Nov 2009 - 27 Nov 2009
small world
Bouncer
Why I Asked Sachin That Question

On 13 November, two days before he completed twenty years in international cricket, Sachin Tendulkar met journalists at a hotel in Bandra. It was to be an informal discussion about his career.

He had already spoken about the milestone to most of India’s leading publications by then. I assumed, therefore, that on this day, he would accept, if not welcome, a few questions that went beyond cricket. Sachin is not just a cricketer, after all. What this great sporting exemplar says carries weight in India. It can make people think.

Being Maharashtrian, I had for long been curious about what Sachin, also Maharashtrian, thought about the violent tussle over the ownership of Mumbai. This was my chance.

Sachin walked into the room, clad in black except for the outsized buckle on his belt, which was silver. He looked like he’d rather be elsewhere. He had said everything and would now have to say it again. For the first 45 minutes, the discussion was about cricket. Then, the coordinator said, “Last three questions.”

The coordinator called my name. I spoke.

“Sachin, this is not a cricket question. But it’s an important question.”

He nodded.

“You are a role model for Maharashtrians. According to you, who does Mumbai belong to?”

Sachin, who abhors controversy, looked surprised. But not stunned or angry.  “Mumbai,” he said, “belongs to India. I’m a Maharashtrian. I’m extremely proud of being Maharashtrian. But I’m an Indian.”

The statement made instant headlines all over the place. For two days, journalists called me to check facts. The other night, as I was having dinner, Raj Thackeray called. He wanted to know exactly what I’d asked and exactly what Sachin had said. Because Raj’s party, the Maharashtra Navnirman Sena, had taken Sachin’s answer as a snub. Then I was told that Sachin felt “very, very hurt” by my question.

“Why did you have to drag him into a controversy on an occasion like this?” a friend asked. “Just to sell copies?”

The answer is ‘no’. I work for a weekly. By the time we carried the interview, it would have appeared in news dailies and on TV channels.

I asked him the question because I sincerely wanted to know his stand on the Marathi issue. The question, I told my friend, was a sign of the respect I feel for Sachin. It was proof of his stature. His views on things even other than cricket matter.

Take Two
Round One of the Lungi Wars
Why a ban on the garment in a Chennai multiplex brought about an unexpected backlash

Recently, a multiplex in Chennai put up a board barring patrons in lungis from visiting the complex. The protest against the dress code was quick and furious. An angry columnist of a Tamil weekly went clad in a lungi for a movie at the multiplex to make a point against elitism; city bloggers ranted against the snobbish dismissal of the humble garment. The board was withdrawn. The lungi people had held their own against the multiplex generation.

The lungi people are easy to spot: while going to a first day, first show Rajnikanth caper, you’d see them in hordes. Within, they would hitch their lungis up their thighs and fold them adroitly, letting their cotton underwear show. When the hero appeared on the screen, they would rush to the theatre pit and throw flowers and money at the screen. The lungi people were whom the stars loved most, for they ensured repeated viewings of their potboilers, fanned their political ambitions and believed in their superhuman abilities as much as the stars themselves.

The lungi or kaili is also a sensitive garment because it is more than just a piece of cloth. It is a sartorial emblem for the Tamil male. It denotes a rite of passage into adulthood. The lungi serves as his passport to casual freedom and as a flexible garment that makes life easy for him in the heat and dust of the tropics. It is not surprising that Erode, a town near Coimbatore, is said to produce the highest volume of lungis, even exporting to neighbouring countries like Bangladesh and Sri Lanka.

The lungi has gone up the class ladder too. From the engineering student in Tambaram, a suburb in Chennai, or a college professor, to even the Chief Minister not shying away from being photographed for the morning’s papers in his lungi and vest, it’s found its rightful place as an indigenous casual outfit. A ban on it was the kind of stupidity that only those who are blind to an entire universe can envisage. That’s the multiplex generation, the neo-elitists. “A western outfit like shorts and vest is seen as casual and trendy on the roads or an entertainment complex, but the humble lungi is dissed,” says Selva, an angry employee in the infotech sector of Chennai. While the war is going to be drawn out, the first battle is decided. Word is out on Chennai’s streets: the lungi will not be judged.

sex cafe
A Fine Dining Way to Get Lucky in Bed

And now, a table for two to make them horny. Last week, East, a restaurant, gave Mumbai an aphrodisiac menu. Nachiket Shetye, the chef and proprietor of East, launched the menu—available for a month—with ‘just a little taste’ last week. The 120 people who visited had a choice of several ‘intercourses’, including asparagus or champagne soup, and dishes that contained pine nut, honey, and cilantro. Dessert was Banofee Pie and Pineapple Rum Coulis. Shetye said that his menu had to cover a wide range of aphrodisiacs, and so he needed to research them extensively. He reasoned that a wide range was required because aphrodisiacs don’t necessarily have the same effect on people. What he learnt surprised him. “That thing about chocolate? It’s a myth,” he discloses.

white tiger
Born to be Wild

Early November, the world got what could possibly be the only white tiger cub born in the wild. Julie, the mother, had been brought from a US zoo to the Tiger Canyons reserve in South Africa by conservationist John Varty. She gave birth to a litter of five tigresses, of which one was white. But it is still not certain if the cub will survive. Since Julie has only four teats, Varty believes nature will take over and ensure the survival of the fittest. He had planned not to interfere, till the white cub became ill. He wrote on his website: ‘When crisis arrives, I’m sure emotion will overtake me and I will interfere. The fact that there is a white cub involved makes the emotions all the more powerful.’

Diplomacy
Tharoor the Snake Charmer
The Shashi Tharoor-python episode augurs well for bilateral relations between India and Benin.

On a recent visit to the republic of Benin in Africa, Twitter czar and India’s Minister of State for External Affairs Shashi Tharoor had an unusual request from his hosts—to visit their voodoo worship temple. There, as per native tradition, a large python would be coiled around the visitor’s neck. If the python relaxed the coil and the visitor did not flinch, it would be taken as a great omen for bilateral ties between Benin and the visitor. Tharoor, being the cool dude he is, did not flinch at all and the python reciprocated by not coiling. Bilateral relations with Benin can now be taken as blossoming—till the next state visit at least.

purity
Dispensing Faith

An inventor in Italy has made it easy for priests, perhaps for doctors and maybe for God. Luciano Marabese, from the romantically named northern Italian town of Fornaci di Briosco, has devised an electronic holy water dispenser after worrying over the possibility of people in public places contracting swine flu. The terracotta dispenser works like an automatic soap dispenser in public washrooms. You put your hand under the contraption and the sensor gets into the action and holy water issues forth. Now that he has outsourced God’s work to a machine, Marabese’s place in ‘paradiso’ seems assured.

Bactrian Camel
Caution: Humps Ahead

The Indian military will soon employ that abiding mascot of the Silk Route: the Bactrian camel. A bunch of them are being raised in Kashmir and will be employed for logistical services by the Indo-Tibetan Border Police Force. The double-humped camel is tougher than the native one with a single hump, and is capable of carrying a larger load. With this, the Bactrian camel returns to the route it has graced for a thousand years.

Snake Boat
Race to the Olympics

There is excitement in the placid backwaters of Kerala. Its legendary snake boats with long hulls may figure in the next Olympics to be held in London in 2012. A report has been submitted to Sebastian Coe, the head of the London Olympics organisation committee, and a decision will be taken some time early next year.  A couple of boats are also taking part in the famous Oxford-Cambridge annual boat race as a demonstration. A snake-boat is manned by four helmsmen, and 100-125 oarsmen who row in unison.

spam
So Much Junk from India

You got unwanted mail? You’re not alone. According to the October 2009 State of Spam report brought out by Symantec, which deals in anti-spam technology, spam levels went up by 15.5 per cent since February 2008, and made up 87 per cent of all email messages. And India has had a huge role to play in this, having now become the world’s fourth largest producer of spam. Indeed, spam originating from countries in the Asia Pacific and Japan region has risen in a matter of months. While the US remains the king of spam, followed by Brazil, Vietnam jumped 13 spots to rank third in the list of countries from where spam originates.

ebooks
Sacred India Makes Kindle Debut

Becoming the first Indian publishing company to debut on Kindle, Wisdom Tree’s two titles are now available for download on Amazon. With 15 more books on the way, the publishing house intends to e-format its entire catalogue. Explaining the choice for the first two books, Shobit Arya, publisher, says, “We believe in creating books that are Indian in essence. What could be better than books that share the timeless Indian wisdom—Mantras: The Sacred Chants by Swami Veda Bharati and Yogini: Unfolding the Goddess Within by Shambhavi Chopra.” Eight copies were sold in the first week, says Arya.

Book
To India With Love From Hollywood

It’s a tribute wrapped in Hollywood star dust to mark the 26/11 Mumbai terror attack anniversary. Luxury publishing house Assouline Publications (they have boutiques, not stores) is bringing out To India With Love, a special edition book, with contributions from Oscar winners Adrien Brody and Anjelica Huston, star Natalie Portman, industrialist Mukesh Ambani, director James Ivory  and other big-ticket names. Brody has contributed photographs he took at Narlai, Rajasthan, in 2006 while Anjelica Huston has an interesting story. One evening, on her way back from a Jain temple at Ranakpur, Rajasthan, she saw hundreds of monkeys, each  with one carrot clasped in their hands. That, to her, is the perfect picture of democracy. Natalie Portman has a tale of street dogs nursing an injured dog to health in Udaipur, while Mukesh Ambani has an ode to Mumbai. The book, edited by Tina Bhojwani, Mortimer Singer and Waris Ahluwalia, is available for $49.99 at Variety Book Depot in Delhi’s Connaught Circus. Proceeds go to the Taj Public Service Welfare Trust.

26/11
Terror Trading, Leopold Style

Leopold Cafe, the starting line of the terror attack last year that held Mumbai hostage for 60 hours and killed over 160 people, is milking it for everything its worth.

The owners have even introduced ‘Bullet Proof Mumbai’ coffee mugs. Pay Rs 300 for a cheap piece of ceramic that probably cost Rs 50 to produce and you get a white mug that bears a picture of ‘the actual bullet mark at the Leopold Cafe’ and a badly-printed tribute to the security forces and victims of 26/11. 

“We feel that the bullets are a part of history that was created here that night. We didn’t ask for it, but it happened and now we should not let it go,” says Farhang Jehani, a member of the family that owns the 138-year-old eatery. He says they have sold more than 3,000 ‘bullet-hole mugs’ in the last several months. On the cash counter, the mugs and T-shirts (Rs 400) outsell their former bestseller, Gregory Roberts’ book Shantaram, which had made Leopold a pop culture icon.

So as horrific as 26 November 2008 was, as one Leopold staffer said, it was “also good for the Cafe, because before it was only foreigners who came, now everyone wants to be here”.

It’s been so good that the Jehanis recently added an extra floor to the two-tier restaurant to accommodate spillover customers.

movie
A Precious Push to US Healthcare

For the Barack Obama Administration that’s trying to push forward a Health Reform Bill by year-end, a movie co-produced by Oprah Winfrey has come as a shot in the arm. Flinging all that ails America onscreen, Precious is about a Black American teen who is 16, HIV+, weighs over 350 pounds and is carrying her father’s second baby (the first child has Down’s Syndrome). Audiences brave enough to watch this illiterate teen who has incest muddling up her bloodlines and an abusive mother, stood up to cheer at the end of the movie. Precious shows how little America has done despite spending more per capita on healthcare than most major European nations. This hopeless life of a helpless girl might be precious enough to get the health bill passed.

SCUBADIVING
Dive into This Course

Tamil Nadu’s Manonmaniam Sundaranar University will soon introduce a 15-day scuba diving course. To start this year-end or early 2010, the course, run by Tuticorin-based Suganthi Devadason Marine Research Institute (SDMRI), will make it possible for port staff, fisheries department members, and the coastal police to be trained in scuba diving. The course  will include biodiversity assessment and underwater photography.  The university is also the first to introduce scuba diving in its MSc curriculum. SDMRI director JK Patterson Edward says, “With growing threats of climate change, it is essential for marine biology students to able to closely observe the environment they are studying.”