17 Apr 2010 - 23 Apr 2010
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Laying Bare
The Story of My Sexperiments with Truth

Naked Ambition, a new bi­ography of Mahatma Gandhi by Jad Adams published recently in the UK, highlights an aspect of the man’s life which India is uncomfortable with—his testing his own celibacy by getting women to sleep naked with him.  An in­terview with the author:

Q How many women did Gandhi actually sleep naked with?

A I can think of six… Sushila Nayar [per­sonal physician], Abha Gandhi [wife of grandnephew], Manu Gandhi [grand­niece], Kanchan Shah [wife of Madanlal Shah, ashram manager]…there may well have been others.

Q What about Gandhi surprised you?

A A celibate should keep away from wom­en and not engage in nakedness and talking about sex.  Gandhi was con­stantly talking about sex. It was a pro­gression of sexual behaviour and sexual talk which goes on throughout the last half of his life.

Q Can you illustrate this progression?

A In the ashram, men and women were expected to live separately, yet Gandhi himself would encourage wives of his followers to come into his room.

Q Why did he suddenly start testing himself?

A Gandhi made a vow of poverty and chastity. Poverty was easy for him. However the control of sex, he found impossible. I think he was trying to trick himself to do something he want­ed to do, but didn’t break his vow.

Q Gandhi never tried to hide these experiments. 

A In fact, he wanted these things to be discussed. If there was a deception in Gandhi’s life, it was a self-deception.

Q Were there any psychological consequences on the women?

A I think that these women consid­ered what they were offering a ser­vice for this great man, and they were pleased to have done so. I don’t think they were forced into it by any means.

Take Two
Touch to Play
Apple’s iPad could become the next blockbuster games console.

While the jury is still out on the iPad’s impact as an e-reader on the publishing industry, there’s one area where it’s already being touted as a certain game-changer. The videogames industry has welcomed Apple’s self-described ‘magical’ new tablet with open arms.

The iPhone proved to be a terrific gaming device, but its small screen size meant that the range of games that were well suited to it was limited. The iPad, with its faster processor, larger screen and improved accelerometer opens up possibilities for a far wider range of genres.

Sure enough, some genres will work better than others. Former GameSpot editor and celebrity gaming journalist Jeff Gertzmann has already said on Twitter that the iPad sucks for playing action games. Action games need quick, responsive controls—especially in terms of simultaneous directional and instantaneous input, not the kind of control scheme that touch screens are ideal for. Additionally, mucking about with your fingers directly on the screen tends to obscure the action itself, which interferes with the split-second decision making that is so integral to action games.

However, genres such as strategy, roleplaying, adventure and puzzle games stand to benefit greatly from the reduced abstraction levels afforded by direct touch-screen input. A cursory glance at the iPad games library reveals a number of heavy-duty strategy franchises already (The Sims, Civilization Revolution, Command and Conquer, Plants vs Zombies). It’s a great fit—since most such involve constantly clicking on different parts of the screen as the primary user interaction. This works beautifully on the iPad—intuitive, smooth and accessible. Ditto for adventure and puzzle games. In fact, the iPad might just revolutionise standard board games as well. Place it flat on your table and voila!—an instant scrabble, chess, monopoly or parcheesi board.

Driving games are also enjoying great success on the iPad.  Need for Speed : Shift, Real Racing HD and Asphalt 5 have all had stints on the top seller lists.
Games are already the most downloaded apps on the iPad, and over a third of all iPad exclusive applications released are games. Publishers are hoping that the iPad will follow a success path  similar to the one enjoyed by Nintendo’s Wii —where millions of newbie gamers discover the joy of gaming thanks to an innovative and intuitive control mechanism. Add a range of affordable games available through a proven digital distribution model (the App Store), and we could be looking at the next blockbuster gaming console.

(The writer is a video games industry consultant)

Bill
Farmville Debt Crisis

A child’s obsession with Farmville, the agrarian-minded Facebook game that’s become wildly popular, has proven costly for his mother. The young man used her credit card to buy virtual coins to make a large farm. He spent £700 from her card and £200 of his own savings to give his virtual farming life a leg up. Many people now use real money to feed their Farmville obsession. Zynga, the company that runs the game, has projected revenues of $150 million from selling coins alone in 2010. Who said there’s no way to monetise eyeballs?

war
Quit France Movement

The historic Anglo-French enmity is being battled on another field: language. The French are attempting to eliminate any and all English words that have managed to seep into their language. So, instead of referring to rumours as le buzz, French speakers should ideally say ramdam; le tuning, as in tuning up a car, will correctly be called bolidage; a chat has morphed into éblabla. The words are a part of a list released by a French government agency entrusted with the task of weeding out Anglicisms that have swamped the French language. Suggestions were based on a competition organised by students, and considered by a panel of members of the Académie Française, a French politician and a rap musician. The final list will be added to the French dictionary. As a signal that the French are serious about battling the British invasion, the exercise is now an annual event.

Rules
College Policing

University vice chancellors in Tamil Nadu love moral policing. Not so long ago, there was the VC who banned  mobile phones to protect students from ‘unhealthy relationships’. Now Dr Mayilvahanan Natarajan, vice-chancellor of Dr MGR Medical University, wants to produce ‘morally upright’ medical students. So no T-shirts, jeans, skirts, sports shoes, jewellery, nail polish and perfume at 15 government and affiliated medical colleges from June 2010. “Flowers, nail colours and perfumes could cause allergies to patients. The dress code is not just to maintain decorum but for the good health of students and patients too,” says the VC. And according to Dr Natarajan, his new rules will keep medical colleges ‘sex-less’.

WAR STRATEGY
Heavy Metal Attack

One of the famous scenes in Francis Ford Coppola’s Apocalypse Now is when a drone of helicopters swoops down on a suspected Viet-Cong occupied village blasting out Richard Wagner’s Ride of the Valkyries. It’s a scene that literally speaks volumes about the psyched-out state of American soldiers. In Afghanistan, US forces appeared to have had Coppola in mind. But they have junked western classical for heavy metal. US forces in Marjah, Afghanistan, have hit upon the mindblowing idea of banging out tunes by bands like Metallica, Thin Lizzy and Offspring in the direction of suspected insurgent strongholds to scope out guerillas. Deploying a converted military vehicle attached with powerful speakers, which can make their presence felt up to two miles away, the troops play songs like Offspring’s Pretty Fly For A White Guy. The forces’ justification is simple: the Taliban hate music. And the plight of the locals doesn’t count.

ACT
Assam Passes Right to Health

The summer of 2010 is a jackpot for the Indian citizenry. After being ensured the right to education and food, one state has moved to guarantee its people the Right to Health. With the passing of the Assam Public Health Bill 2010, all citizens have the right to free emergency treatment in private and public hospitals for at least 24 hours. The passage of the bill also means that state government health officials will be held accountable for any disease outbreak. It’s just what the doctor ordered.

EXPEDITION
Hope Sinks, Rubbish Floats

This is one trip not many people would sign up for. David De Rothschild, an adventure ecologist, and his crew, are sailing on an isle of debris to draw attention to the state of our oceans and the impact of plastic. On a boat made of recycled material, the Plastiki Expedition is jibbing and tacking across the Pacific Ocean from North America to Australia. There are no scenic stopovers; right now they’re navigating the North Pacific Garbage Patch. Also the Eastern Garbage Patch, an area six times that of the United Kingdom.  Will the Plastiki change our views about early man as 1947’s Kontiki Expedition did?

Ban
Strip Freeze

The last time people took notice of Iceland was when its entire economy went bust during the Great Recession. Now, it is in the news for an entirely different reason. Recently, it became the first country to ban any business profiting from nudity of employees. That means no strip bars and topless dancing. The ban is based not on religious but feminist grounds. Almost half of Iceland’s legislators are women, including the prime minister. Steinunn Valdis Oskarsdottir, a Social Democrat lawmaker, was quoted as saying, “Women who work at strip clubs are in many cases the victims of human trafficking and other kinds of abuse. I have been working in this field for almost 15 years and not yet have I met one woman who dances at strip clubs because she wants to.” Everyone is now trying to predict the impact of the ban. Would it merely shift a profitable venture underground, increasing exploitation? Or would it prevent female exploitation at a time of economic hardship? With a tiny population of 320,000 roughly, Iceland could just become a playground for feminist economists.

Index
Branding Brands

Are all luxury fashion labels equal? Obviously, no. So New York based Luxury Institute has actually figured out which names are bigger than others in the American market with the Luxury Brands Status Index 2010. The Index ranks brands to figure out the ‘Best of the Best’ as adjudged by more than 1,200 customers. The survey found Roberto Cavalli, Hermes and Balenciaga as top women’s fashion labels, while Christian Louboutin, Manolo Blahnik and Zac Posen were the shoe brands of choice for the well-heeled. The American man prefers clothes with a label from Ermenegildo Zegna, Brioni or John Varvatos.

Launch
Another Cellular Network

India will get its first seaplane service this October, in the Andaman and Nicobar islands. Pawan Hans Helicopters Ltd, along with the local administration, will set up the service to ferry tourists among the 200 islands of the archipelago. This will be as part of a six-month pilot project and will connect islands like Havelock, Barren Island and Diglipur.  The Aviation Ministry has been trying for a long time to get seaplanes because the country has an extensive coastline.

Citation
An Indian at the Pulitzer

An Indian photographer of the Associated Press (AP) has been chosen as a runner-up for the 2010 Pulitzer Prize for Breaking News Photography. Rafiq Maqbool was part of the five-man AP team chosen for ‘unforgettable images that take viewers to the frontlines of America’s war in Afghanistan’. Maqbool has covered the Afghanistan war since 2003. This photo, taken on 1 June 2009, is of US Pfc Anthony Vandegrift, of Mililani, Hawaii, of Bravo Company 287, 3rd Brigade, 10th Mountain Division, being treated at Bagram Air Base, after he was wounded by a roadside bomb.

Maqbool first met Vandegrift a few weeks before, when he was embedded with his unit. “I’d taken a photo of him playing the guitar, which made it to the front page of newspapers in Hawaii,” he says.  Later, Maqbool was at Bagram base with a medical evacuation helicopter unit. He was taking photos of wounded soldiers when one turned to him and said, “Hey man, how are you? Good to see you.” It was Vandegrift.

shopping
At Your Service

This is one offer the organised retail industry will find tough to match. The National Association of Street Vendors of India (Nasvi) is planning to introduce 24/7 home delivery services from April onwards. Say you want a kg of potatoes and some sundry tomatoes at 3 am. All you need to do is text your request to a given mobile number.

The Nasvi system will locate the suppliers available and you’ll get a reply, informing you of the nearest vendors. You can even quality check the suppliers, as every vendor on the Nasvi database is consumer rated. Choice made, you give the vendor a call and the order will be at your doorstep.

Nasvi coordinator Arbind Singh says, “We are in the final stages of putting together the database of vendors and service providers. By end-April, we should be able to start the service. We’ll begin with East Delhi and gradually expand to other parts of the country.”

And it’s not just vendors, you can call in mechanics, drivers, dhobis, even painters. “We had worried that vendors might oppose the idea, but they were keen. The vendors think it’ll bring in better business. Plus, every service provider on our database is accredited,” says Singh. Log on to nasvinet.org for more details.

VERTICAL THINKING
Phallic Creativity in de Bono’s Country

The Pope is arriving in Malta and there is something the mayor of Luqa John Schembri desperately hopes the holy pontiff will not see. The object is a monument near the airport which looks, er, like a 10 foot tall blue penis. The Colonna Mediterranea, an avant-garde piece of art, was installed in 2006 and has since been a vertical crisis for an island famous for lateral thinking.

With the Pope’s planned arrival on 17 and 18 April, Schembri issued a statement asking for it to be removed. It said: ‘…the Pope’s first visit among us risks being a source of embarrassment to the people of Luqa and the Maltese in general.’

The sculptor of the offending piece, Paul Vella Critien, is not impressed. An article in the UK’s Daily Telegraph quoted him, ‘The mayor knows nothing about fine art, he’s just a man in the street. It certainly wasn’t my intention to make it look like a penis. If I had wanted to create a giant penis, believe me I would have known how to do it.’