5 June 2010 - 11 June 2010
small world
kickoff
Meet an Insect Named ‘World Cup’

Football fans wouldn’t know about this, unless they happen to be in Meghalaya—residents there have named an insect found mainly in the Ri-Bhoi area of the Khasi Hills after the World Cup. A sub-species, or genus, of the Cicada family, called Chremistica, it lays eggs in grooves of trees. Immediately upon hatching, the nymphs go underground, feeding on sap from the roots of trees to emerge after nearly four years. It moults at least four times before growing wings and finally dying. The surfacing of the insect from its subaltern home every four years coincides with the Fifa World Cup. 

While the original local name of this insect is Niangtaser, it has been renamed Niang World Cup (niang is insect in Khasi) by the soccer-crazy populace of the hill state. Thanks to its popularity, the insect also has a festival to its credit now—the ‘Niang World Cup Festival’ was first organised at Saiden village just before World Cup 1998. 

Into its fourth edition now after being held in 2002 and 2006 as well, the festival features a number of football matches between teams from many villages in the district. It attracts people from all over the state and even tourists. 

The Meghalaya Council of Science, Technology and Environment and tourism authorities have pitched in to help the local club that organises the festival. The coveted trophy—and no prizes for guessing this—is a brass replica of the Chremistica, whose distinctive feature is white markings on its body.

The insect also has other uses. Eaten raw after it grows wings, it is considered a delicacy among locals; one kg sells for more than Rs 300! It is also a favourite with birds. The ones that survive the human and feathered predators dive into streams and water-bodies, where they’re devoured by fish.

Take Two
An Illusion of Death
A study that scientifically explains near-death experiences is disturbing news for God.

A friend of mine was once alone at home when an artery in his brain burst. He remembers being in excruciating pain for hours, and then suddenly he was walking along a tunnel in exquisite comfort. “It was like wading through velvet,” he told me. Soon, he saw a light at the end and while a part of him wanted to enter it, he was suddenly pulled back to consciousness and pain again. Years later, as he told me this, he remarked, “That was when I knew that I am here for a purpose.” 

Early this week, The Times of India ran an article which said that doctors at George Washington University had found that near-death experience was nothing but a spurt in electrical activity. They monitored the brains of seven terminally ill patients and found that in each case, while the brain gradually ceased functioning, towards the end, there was a flurry of action lasting from half a minute to three minutes. It was the last wheeze of the brain, so to say. They hypothesised that this tricked the brain into imagining things. The tunnel experience is not the only near-death incident. There’s also the Out of Body experience, where the almost-dead patient finds himself looking down at his sleeping form. Neuroscientist Dr VS Ramachandran, who has written bestsellers like Phantoms In The Brain, says this can easily be induced by stimulating parts of the brain with an electrode. 

The implications of all this is a little disturbing. At the core of all religions is two things—man’s desperate search for meaning to his existence and his fear of death. A near-death experience was solace at both levels: it was proof that there is a happy place waiting after death, and, because you didn’t die despite the experience, it meant that you returned to humanity for a reason. 

However, as science starts its baby steps towards studying the most complicated thing designed by nature, the human brain and consciousness, rational explanations are springing up for supernatural experiences. For my friend, it means that he is not there for a purpose at all. Indeed, after half a decade, he was diagnosed with a genetic disorder, which was why the brain aneurysm happened in the first place.  But it’s not just him. At some point, science will force even the staunchest believer to accept that humanity has no meaning given unto us from above. Whatever meaning is needed, we will have to forge it. And that might not be such a bad thing.

lawsuit
Another Blow Up

If you’ve ever downloaded movies over the net, start worrying. Voltage Pictures, producers of Hurt Locker, have filed a suit against 5,000 individuals who illegally downloaded the film. Voltage have the IP addresses of the computers and the date and time when the movie was downloaded. It plans to identify the names before claiming damages. In a reply, put up on the blog Boingboing.net, to an email sent by a man who wrote in his disapproval, Voltage head Nicholas Chartier said:  ‘…I hope your family and your kids end up in jail one day for stealing so maybe they can be taught the difference. Until then, keep being stupid…’

ADVOCACY
Nothing to Lose But Your...

In a country where radio still has mass appeal, BBC World Service Trust has started social intervention through the airwaves. A programme called Reach and Response aims to promote knowledge and community advocacy among those most vulnerable to bonded labour. The project aims to reach 8 million people in Bihar and UP.

Flutter
The Biped Barometer

Black- capped, white-necked and wearing its signature feathered-tiara, the Pied-Crested Cuckoo, carried along by the monsoon winds and the clouds, annually flies into India from Africa. At the end of May, on a sweltering morning in our national capital, this monsoon mascot glided in, before folding down its wings and disappearing in a keekar tree in Okhla Bird Sanctuary, UP.  It reappeared in a minute, with breakfast in its beak—a hairy worm that it bashed against the branches. Within 48 hours, a light drizzle licked the earth and buildings in the capital, and in four days, the monsoon hit the coast of Kerala. Once again, true to our name for Chatak, this migrant bird in India made good on its promise of pitter-patter.

Bio-hazard
Glove Thy Neighbour

Sarah Palin has a new neighbour—an unwanted unofficial biographer. Joe McGinniss, who is working on a biography of Palin, had earlier written rather unflattering magazine articles on the Alaskan governor who was in the running for US vice-president. He found himself decidedly unwelcome when Todd, Sarah Palin’s husband, walked over to introduce himself and realised who the new neighbour was.

Palin posted on her Facebook page:  ‘…Wonder what kind of material he’ll gather while overlooking Piper’s [her youngest daughter] bedroom, my little garden, and the family’s swimming hole?...you know what they say about ‘fences make for good neighbors’? Well, we’ll get started on that tall fence tomorrow…’  True to promise, a 14-foot fence has come up between the two houses.

 

unsung
India’s Scrabble Champion

Sherwin Rodrigues is the national champion most Indians don’t know of. Well, that’s the problem with being the best countrywide player of a game many people consider just a parlour game—scrabble. Late last week, 20-year-old Rodrigues beat competitors of varied ages and professions to win the “grand finals of the Bayer National Scrabble Championship 2010”. This is not the first time this young management student from Mumbai has won the big Indian crown of scrabble. Rodrigues, who has been playing the game since he was 10, won the championship in 2008 and continued his reign in 2009, though he’s yet to win a world title. His national-level victory again ensures he’ll have one more chance to target the world title in the next international scrabble championships, which happen once every two years.

Home teams
Brothers in Arms

This football World Cup will see half-brothers, Jerome and Kevin-Prince Boateng, in action, but for different teams. Jerome, a defender, is a member of the German squad, and Kevin-Prince is a midfielder for Ghana.  They have a common father, Prince Boateng, but different mothers. Though both were born in Berlin, Kevin-Prince decided to opt for Ghana. “I’m proud to be an African,” he says, though it is believed he nurses a grudge for being dropped from Germany’s u-21 Euro Championship team. Both teams are in Group D and likely to face each other on 23 June. “I won’t root for either side. The better team should win,” says their father.

safety
The Affluence of Incohol

Wonder why it took the World Health Assembly this long to arrive at a consensus on a health risk that costs 2.5 million lives a year. Harmful use of alcohol is the eighth leading risk factor for deaths globally. Now finally, member states of the WHO have agreed on a resolution to tackle alcohol abuse. It urges countries to respond to health problems caused by it and endorses a global strategy calling attention to issues like community action, pricing and informally produced alcohol.  About time.

face-off
The Facebook Cartoon War

The road to hell is paved with non-intentions. When cartoonist Molly Norris from Seattle made a satirical poster declaring 20 May 2010 as the first annual ‘Everybody Draw Mohammed Day’ (EDMD), she did not anticipate the furore it would create. The now controversial cartoon began as a response to the online death threats received by South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone for depicting Prophet Muhammad in their TV series, and Comedy Central’s subsequent decision to censor the offensive episode. What Norris did not expect was for the cartoon to be hijacked and made into a Facebook page, with up to 41,000 fans at its peak, or for the governments of Pakistan, Saudi Arabia and Bangladesh to block Facebook pages associated with it. In India, too, access was restricted by Facebook on the request of Indian authorities. The internet angsting out seems set to last beyond the 20 May expiry date: an ‘Against Everybody Draw Mohammed Day’ page on Facebook is actively competing for fans, while the original EDMD page has disappeared, leaving secondary sites in its place. Meanwhile, citizen journalists blogging about EDMD are facing potential censure from Trojan horses. Religious battles appear to have infiltrated cyberspace, and how.

patch-up
Thackeray Get-together

We wrote last week about bitter enemies Raj and Uddhav Thackeray beginning moves to mend fences. And now, Shiv Sena Chief Bal Thackeray has also started dropping hints about the estranged cousins coming together.  Recently, 84-year-old Thackeray remarked at a Shiv Sena function, “They will come together. I am confident.” The first inkling of the bitterness getting over came when Uddhav sent a copy of his coffee-table book Maharashtra Desha to Raj. The latter reciprocated by praising his cousin’s photographic skills. 

Belief
The (Non) Freedom of Religion

Last week, during a two-day lecture tour through the Maldives, Dr Zakir Naik, Mumbai-based Islamic scholar and self-professed expert of comparative religions, caused quite a stir. During a Q&A session after one of his speeches, 37-year-old Maldivian Mohamed Nazim reportedly took the mike, and, proclaiming himself an atheist, said he was “struggling to believe in religions”. According to reports in Haveeru, the country’s oldest daily, Nazim said, “I am still struggling to believe in religion... My parents taught me the religion of Islam. They are good practitioners, actually... I have read a translation of The Quran. Yet, I still do not believe in a religion.” The constitution of the Maldives, however, states that its citizens must be Muslim, and saying what he did, Nazim was assaulted by some members of the religiously fervent audience and eventually led off by policemen. Naik, on his part, said the non-believer had “deviated from Islam” because he’d been reading the “wrong books” and was “oversmart”. Nazim, though, appears to have been put through a quick study session of the right books because on 1 June, at a press meet, he repented and declared himself a Muslim.

Air India
Cabin Pressure

With the recent Mangalore air crash tragedy and its 158 deaths leaving Air India staffers in shock, the airline is planning to organise Art of Living sessions to counsel and comfort them. The employees, especially young cabin crew in the 19 to 25 age group, have never seen a tragedy of this magnitude. According to the Air India management, sessions will be held with doctors and counselors in Mangalore, Delhi, Mumbai, Kochi and several other centres.