21 August 2010 - 27 August 2010
small world
Slick Move
Latest Attraction in Bombay: MSC Chitra

MUMBAI — The Gateway of India is becoming a place of ominous attractions. After the 26/11 terrorist attacks, hundreds submitted to the strange voyeuristic pull of the gutted Taj Mahal hotel. Now many are visiting the area to have a peek at MSC Chitra, which clashed with another ship and released an oil spill. 

On 7 August, MSC Chitra collided with MV Khalijia-II near Bombay Harbour. Khalijia limped into port. But Chitra was stranded in the waters, keeling at 75 degrees. On a clear day, it is visible from the Gateway of India, resting just beyond Sunk Rock, a small island which is also a naval base.

The collision has resulted in a mini business boost for Rajesh Kumar Jaiswal, a telescope operator at the Gateway of India. For Rs 10, he shows you landmarks in the harbour. The big draw currently is MSC Chitra

 “I have been doing this for over 25 years,” he says. “The terrorist attacks have affected the number of foreign tourists. But locals come looking for the ship. Even policemen and BMC types are curious and drop by during lunch hour.” The telescope earns him around Rs 300 per day. 

Once you press your eye to the lens, Jaiswal begins a typical tourist guide’s narration: rehearsed and without full stops. There are mentions of the British and years long past. “Not bad for Rs 10,” says Alok Jain of Pune, even as his friend disturbs his telescope trance by pulling out Alok’s wallet from his back pocket. “I wanted to see the ship ever since I heard about the accident.”

Even mundane things connected with that incident generate curiosity. People take pictures of plastic cans and other flotsam washed ashore from MSC Chitra. Boat owners, including fishermen, also benefit. Mediapersons pay them up to Rs 15,000 to venture into the vicinity of the ship.

Take Two
Why Tharoor Shouldn’t Marry
...in the light of a recent unconnected Supreme Court ruling on live-in relationships.

Lately, I am being invited with some persistence to Shashi Tharoor’s wedding. First, news channels stole the invitation card even before the ex-minister sent it and then flashed it on my television screen, telling me to be at Tharoor’s ancestral house in Elavanchery, Palakkad on 22 August for the nuptials. And just yesterday, there was the Mumbai tabloid MidDay with the card on its front page and a headline shouting ‘Shaadi Mein Zaroor Aana’. It is difficult to refuse in the face of such earnest solicitations, and yet I am not going. I am convinced that he must not marry. 

For long, I have vacillated on what my considered opinion should be on Tharoor marrying. It is true that the institution itself is becoming an outdated one the world over. But then, there’s also the fact that marriage means a legal obligation, a subtle form of coercion to stay together. On the 13th of this month, I finally took sides and what made me commit was the Supreme Court. It held in a judgment that if a man and woman have lived over a long period together, then “…there is a presumption of marriage between them…” 

Live-in relationships, therefore, have the sanction of law. But it has come without the burden of the partner’s deeds. If Rabri Devi’s savings account shows Rs 1,000 crore overnight, then Lalu is automatically suspect. If Tharoor was married to Sunanda Pushkar when her links to the Kochi IPL team became known, his goose would have been a lot more cooked. Whereas now a large majority thinks that he was wronged, there would have been little presumption of innocence. A live-in relationship is companionship with less responsibility and that is good for most men and especially politicians. 

Marriage also puts the relationship on a different moral plane. Cheating on a live-in partner is a crime many degrees lower than cheating on your husband or wife. And finally, while the Supreme Court judgment also covers rights over property of a live-in partner who has died, the case for splitting up the silver after a break-up is still ambiguous. If one can steal, cheat and cough up zilch on parting, why marry? Not that Tharoor will do any of this, but it is good advice every man worth his salt should heed.

etiquettes
How not to offend a foreigner in London

In the run-up to the 2012 London Olympics, VisitBritain, UK’s national tourism agency, has come up with a list of how not to offend foreigners. Some of them are, er, unusual.

» Don’t pour wine backwards into a glass for an Argentinian

» Never ever wink at anyone from Hong Kong

» Don’t talk to a  Japanese with hands in your pockets

» Don’t ask a Brazilian his salary or age

» If a Chinese compliments you, don’t say ‘thank you’; instead deny it

» Don’t tell Arabs what to do

» If a South African says he was held up by robots, he means traffic lights

» Don’t snap fingers at a Belgian

» If you’re with a Pole, don’t tell him Poles drink too much

Disrespect
UK Students Flagged Down

In Allapuzha, Kerala, nine British students have been booked on the charge of disrespecting the Indian flag during the famous Nehru Trophy boat race. The students are enrolled in para-medical courses in Kerala. They were arrested for allegedly draping the national tricolour around the lower part of their body while cruising on a house boat at Punnamada Lake, where the race was taking place. President Pratibha Patil was chief guest at the event.

Grapevine
Global Tipple

Wines of the world, how many bottles does it take to make a round-trip? This white Riesling made in the US gives you the globe in a glass. Sure, the best Rieslings come from Germany’s Rhine and Mosel regions. But a coup began in 1951 with a Ukrainian migrant’s arrival in New York. As others scoffed, this viticulturist, Dr Konstantin Frank, using Canadian rootstock, planted these German grapes along NY State’s Keuka Lake. Almost 60 years later, Dr Frank’s Vinifera Vineyards 2008 Dry Riesling has won laurels from Steven Kolpan, professor and chair of Wine Studies at Culinary Institute of America, New York. Cost: $15 a bottle.

Origins
Symbols of Money

Now that we know the origin of the new rupee symbol (a fusion of the Latin ‘R’ and Devanagari ‘Ra’), here’s a look at how other major currency symbols evolved across the world.

US DOLLAR: While Ayn Rand, in her novel Atlas Shrugged, supports the theory that the sign is derived from the initials of United States (U superimposed on S, and then the bottom of U snipped off to get the symbol with two strokes), the most popular explanation is that it came from Spain. According to the Oxford Dictionary, it is derived from the figure 8, representing the Spanish ‘pieces of eight’. By the time of the American Revolution in the late 18th century, the Spanish dollar had gained significance over the colonial British pound. Experts say the $ sign evolved from the old Spanish abbreviation for peso, ‘ps’, which eventually became an S with a single stroke denoting P.

BRITISH POUND: The symbol £ is simply the letter L, derived  from the Latin word libra, meaning scales, which also gave rise to the abbreviation lb for pound as a measure of weight. This was used since the currency pound was originally worth exactly one pound of pure silver. And hence the name too.

CHINESE YUÁN AND JAPANESE YEN:  Both mean ‘round object’ and use the symbol ¥, based on the letter Y. The yuán is the principal unit of Renminbi, which was circulated in its current avatar in 1949 and translates as ‘people’s currency’. 

EURO: The European Commission polled the public in 1996 on a shortlist of 10 designs for the symbol and ultimately selected €. The Commission has said that inspiration for the symbol came from the Greek letter epsilon, pointing to the cradle of European civilisation, and the first letter of Europe, crossed by two parallel lines to certify the stability of the euro. A German named Arthur Eisenmenger later claimed he had designed the symbol decades earlier.

ISRAELI NEW SHEKEL: The ‘new shekel’  is denoted by combining the first Hebrew letters of each word (shekel and hadash).

Cricket
Bradman Boast from Lanka

The triangular in Sri Lanka has acquired an edge after Suraj Randiv’s no-ball to Virender Sehwag. Whatever happens, Sri Lanka will always have boasting rights over India in one matter. Don Bradman played on their soil, but never India’s. Bradman played at the P Sara Oval in Colombo on 31 March 1948. It was an exhibition match between Ceylon and Australia’s Invincibles team, which had stopped over on their way back home from England. This remains the only time Bradman padded up on Asian ground. 

The Sri Lankans were so excited they measured the pitch wrong. It was only 20 yards. This was rectified soon. Present at the match was Chandra Schaffter, who went on to play first-class cricket and hockey for Ceylon. Then 18, Schaffter says, “Bradman didn’t score very much. Neil Harvey didn’t play. Sid Barnes played, but he started vomiting after too much of beer the night before. Arthur Morris also played. Keith Miller also played.” But it was Bradman who was responsible for filling up the stands. Scahffter says, “It was like Michael Jackson coming.”

Surprise
Signs of Revival in Karnataka

Heads up, chest high. That’s how the Congress in Karnataka is feeling after organising a successful padayatra to counter the powerful Reddy brothers’ hold over Karnataka’s politics and mining business. The 300 km Bangalore-Bellary walkathon has rekindled grassroot interest and showed signs that the party’s traditional vote bank of backward classes, minorities, SCs and STs—which it had alienated—was not averse to returning. There was enviable unity among senior leaders as they marched to take on the Reddys on their own turf, an invitation the powerless veterans grabbed after being challenged on the Assembly floor. And the rousing reception was testimony that the Congress was in revival mode. 

It was the miracle that the grand old party here, filled with inductees from the erstwhile Janata Dal, was waiting for. During the padayatra, as crowds collected, internal politics was forgotten and the pace quickened. Even critics in the opposition were surprised to see ordinary folk marching along with the leaders.

To counter this applause, B Sriramulu, Karnataka’s health minister and a Reddy camp follower, rallied from Bellary to Mysore. But the response to that was less dramatic, even forgetful. There’s cheer in the Congress camp now, four long years after the JD-S walked into the BJP camp. Finally, there are some positive vibes for Congressmen, who have had a streak of lost elections—Assembly polls in May 2008, Zila Parishad polls, and recently, Bangalore’s civic polls. Clearly, it’s time for the party to seize the moment.

compensation
Protests in Aligarh: Give Them a Stake in the Gains

It all happened within the span of a week. Farmers died in police firing during protests over land acquisition in Aligarh. 

The Union Government has announced in Parliament that it would revive the move for a comprehensive legislation on land acquisition and rehabilitation. 

The Supreme Court, in an unrelated case, ruled that once the Government has acquired land through a legitimate process, the original owner cannot claim it back on the premise that the purpose for which the land was acquired has not been met. The Supreme Court’s verdict relates to a matter pertaining to Pune, in which Pune Municipal Transport built a bus shelter instead of the originally planned staff quarters. 

On the face of it, the judgment reduces the rights of the original owner. But this, only after land has been acquired through a valid process. 

In 2007, the Supreme Court ruled in a matter pertaining to Goa that the purpose for which land is being acquired must be kept in mind while awarding compensation. For a commercial purpose, it ruled, the compensation must be higher. The judgment set the stage for fairer acquisitions. 

The agitation at Aligarh for greater land compensation is not an isolated case. Land is a scarce commodity, and acquisition an emotive issue. While a part of the problem is the state government’s handling of the issue, another major cause is the Centre’s failure to come up with a comprehensive law on this. This allows politicians and colonisers to exploit the poor to their convenience. Farmers are forced to give up land cheap or become victims of violence. 

Land owners must be compensated not by making the prevailing market rates a benchmark, but by sharing the commercial gains that future projects on that land will yield.