29 May - 04 June, 2012
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Spell Check
When Max Müller Becomes Sex Müller

NEW DELHI ~ With Vice President Hamid Ansari probably busy in the race for the Rashtrapati Bhavan, it seems that the civic authorities in New Delhi have relieved him of one worry for the time being— incorrect spellings in Urdu on road signboards leading to his house.

Last month, a visiting Kashmiri journalist pointed out that ‘Azad’ (meaning ‘free’ in Urdu) on Maulana Azad Road near the Vice President’s House actually read as ‘Azarud’ ( which means ‘being sad’ in Urdu). Following that complaint, the New Delhi Municipal Council (NDMC), which manages about 174 roads in the New Delhi area, has embarked on a survey to identify errors on all road signs and correct them with the help of experts from its Urdu Department.

The NDMC has repeatedly been at the receiving end of scholars for distorted signs. Even the Vice President once shot off an angry letter, calling the officials responsible a bunch of ‘nausikhiyas’, which translates to ‘novices’, though Ansari meant ‘incompetent’. Consider what happened a few years ago: an Urdu journalist working with German Radio was shocked to discover that the Urdu sign for Max Müller Road read as ‘Sex Müller’ Road.

While the NDMC admits its blunders and concedes not knowing the language well enough, officials who carried out the survey claim that most of these ‘mistakes’ are acts of vandalism. “People rub [diacritical] dots away in Urdu [words] and change matras in Hindi [words] to give signs a new meaning. Not many of us know Urdu, so it escapes our attention and then we get angry calls,” says TR Meena, the NDMC’s engineer-in-charge of road maintenance.

Meena has had particular trouble with signs ‘Purana Quila’ and ‘Lal Quila’, where ‘Quila’ was morphed to ‘Kela’ by removing the crucial dots in the script.

While most mistakes have been corrected for the time being, officials are on a constant vigil with photocopies of road lists with correct spellings in Urdu, so much the better to avoid any further embarrassment.

Take Two
Oh, Let the Sun Set on Dry Days
On being in Goa when liquor is banned

Gandhi might be the Father of the Nation, but on 2 October, his birth anniversary, few drinkers look at him with fondness. On that day, the Indian nation has deemed that no one has the right to consume alcohol. And then there are a range of other occasions that visit upon us—polls, electoral results, when a leader dies, when there is violence or prohibitory orders, some festivals and more—when you are a criminal if you buy alcohol or are even caught with a bottle in your haversack. Even so, while as Indians we take just about anything that the state foists on us, it is when you experience a Dry Day in Goa that you realise how absurd this rule is.

Recently I went to Goa during a spell of three dry days. Every tourist I met in shorts and tees had just one question: “Boss, do you know where to get a bottle?” Many chased leads given by eager two- and four-wheeler rental shacks. If you were in south Goa, they would whisper conspiratorily, “It’s available in north Goa,’’ or, “Go to the Karnataka border.’’ Restaurant waiters were at the receiving end of client temper. The day stores opened, there were queues at 9 am with people stocking up as if the world would end by noon.

Goa depends on tourism for revenue. At least for domestic tourists, cheap liquor due to lower excise duties and local taxes is a major draw. In the past three months, the state has had three dry spells. First for the Assembly elections, then during results and then over 15-17 May for the panchayat elections. There is another byelection coming up in June. The logic of keeping people sober during elections is to not allow liquor to influence franchise choices and because drunkards create trouble. But then political parties anyway buy in bulk beforehand and supply at their convenience. Like all bans, whether social or those imposed by the State, Dry Days too don’t work. What it does is encourage sales of liquor in black and that then brings in corruption. For, once there’s a law being broken, there’s also a policeman being bribed. It’s time to take a hard dry look at dry days. The only thing it actually does is give the state a holiday from liquor revenues.

Forgotten
Obit of a Transgender Activist

Anil Sadanandan, aka Sweet Maria, was Kerala’s most famous transgender activist. It was therefore ironical that her murder went largely unnoticed—as it coincided with the murder of a former CPM member, which hogged the headlines. Sweet Maria was found neck slit, stabbed in the stomach and chilli powder sprinkled all over her body. Four persons have been arrested. The investigating team says one of them had physical relations with Sweet Maria, and killed her because he suspected her to be HIV+. “The accused was told by someone else that Anil had been living with HIV. It prompted him to take revenge on Anil,” says Inspector V Sugathan, who is heading the probe. The accused later tested negative for HIV. Sweet Maria’s friends and activists do not buy this theory. The police are also looking at other angles, like moral policing and honour killing. Sweet Maria had no hesitation in announcing her sexuality publicly but the media was reluctant to do so. Some local newspapers only reported that ‘an employee of harbor engineering department was killed’ with no context to who she was. n

Revenge
A Torrent of Hacks

After the recent Madras High Court injunction that made internet service providers (ISP) block access to popular torrent websites like The Pirate Bay, and video-sharing websites like Vimeo and DailyMotion, there has been a string of cyber attacks on the parties involved.

The Chennai-based anti-piracy firm Copyright Labs had secured this injunction in late March and it came into force in mid-May. In retaliation, the well-known hacker group Anonymous—which had previously targeted government websites in China for restricting free access to the internet—launched its ‘OpIndia campaign’. Asking people to stand up against ‘internet censorship’, the group announced its campaign in a video on YouTube.

So far, it has launched distributed denial of service (DDoS) attacks on the websites of the Supreme Court, Department of Telecom, Congress party, BJP and Copyright Labs. On 23 May, it also hacked Reliance’s Big Cinemas website. Reliance is one of the ISPs that has blocked access to file- and video-sharing websites. The Twitter handle @opindia_revenge, has been tweeting the various websites that Anonymous has been taking down.

IGUESS
Not the Apple Way

Two big developments that have emerged lately concerning Apple’s tablets and iPhone could well just be rumours. The first was that it’s dropping Google Maps from its upcoming mobile platform iOS 6, in favour of a mapping system called OpenStreetMap. Experts say that this is all speculation, and no matter how much spite Apple bears Google, it is unlikely to replace Google Maps with an inferior product. “That’s not the Apple way,” says Rajat Agrawal, who runs bgr.in, a popular technology portal. And the second came from WSJ and Reuters, which reported that the company had placed orders for bigger display screens in a move to ape Android phones which have 4.8 inch screens. The current iPhone uses a 4 inch screen. No confirmation has come from Apple Inc of these ‘developments’. Gadget trackers, though, are uncertain if the company will tamper with the current 3:2 aspect ratio of iPhones. Any change, they fear, risks messing up the display of current apps. “Nothing is confirmed till Apple acknowledges these developments. They may be testing out options, but that does not mean that the next iPhone will have a bigger screen and will display its own maps,” says a confident Agrawal.

Bottleneck
The Traffic Jam on the Way to Mount Everest

Experts have warned of overcrowding at Mount Everest after three climbers died on account of trekkers clogging up the mountain paths. Around 200 people will be attempting to scale the 8,848 metre summit on 26–27 May as the weather is expected to provide a safe window for the ascent, Nepal’s tourism office has been quoted as saying. Due to the rising number of climbers every year, there has been a traffic bottleneck every season at Hillary Step, a rockface near the peak that climbers from the Nepal side have to ascend and descend with the help of ropes. Last week had also provided signs of clear weather conditions for reaching the peak, and hence there was a rush of climbers attempting to scale the summit