31 July - 06 Aug, 2012
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Drought
When Appeals to Divinity Get Expensive

BANGALORE ~ Faced with the prospect of a drought, the Karnataka government has granted Rs 17 crore to temples to perform rituals to appease sundry rain gods.

In his first gift to the people, the newly installed Chief Minister, Jagadish Shettar, an atheist, last week approved a sum of Rs 5,000 each to 34,000 temples. “The pujas will be held on 27 July and 3 August as soon as the money is released,’’ says muzrai minister Kota Srinivas Poojary (muzrai is a government department that runs temples).

The BJP government has drawn flak since the money could have been used in better ways, including providing relief to the drought affected. The grant has also divided the opposition. HD Revanna, son of former PM and JD-S honcho HD Deve Gowda, supported the move. But the Congress admonished the government for using scarce resources to fund “bizarre and unconstitutional acts’’.

A priest at Gali Anjaneya Temple in Bangalore, Rudraksha Swamy, has no complaints with state sponsorship. “We conduct this puja every year, whether there is drought or not. Sometimes, we use our own resources and sometimes private individuals sponsor it. We have no qualms in accepting a small puja grant from the government.’’ The pujas that will be performed are varuna mantra, jalabhishekha and parjanya japas, he says.

Father Ambrose Pinto, former principal of a leading private college in Bangalore, has questioned the government’s need to fund rain rituals. “Let politicians pay out of their own pockets,’’ he says. Pinto says that India is a secular state and the goal of secularism is to eliminate religion from the public realm.

Earlier too, the state’s budget had been criticised for allotting over Rs 200 crore over three years to various maths run by religious sub-groups. Equally jarring was the overzealousness of the previous muzrai minister, SN Krishnaih Shetty, who had bought and distributed ganga jal and Tirupati ladoos to citizens for voting for the BJP, a gimmick that cost the exchequer over Rs 5 crore.

Take Two
Old Cocktail in New Glass
Bollywood still struggles to break stereotypes

Watching Cocktail would have been a fun experience for our khaps. After all, though director Homi Adajania made a glamorous movie supposedly about ‘friendship’, what it succeeds in doing is what Bollywood has done for years—stereotype women. The one who dresses sexy and sleeps around is screwed over in the end, and the God-fearing, salwar-wearing one eventually gets the guy and the moral higher ground. It feels like Adajania was channelling the khap’s definition of an acceptable code of conduct for women.

So even though it’s made in 2012, and packaged like the romance of the times, Cocktail sets us back many years. Deepika Padukone, in her sexiest avatar ever as Veronica, the party girl, almost appears like a scary vamp from yesteryear when she realises that Saif’s character Gautam doesn’t love her after sleeping with her. He loves the holier-than-thou roommate, Meera (Diana Penty). Sexy girls have always suffered this fate—one was reminded of the taut Karisma Kapoor in Dil Toh Pagal Hai who gets tossed aside for goody-two-shoes Madhuri. Or else, they just appear in roles that filmmakers think are acceptable to Indian society—as the slutty boss or the secretary who traps the hero, or the one who gets to gyrate to the item numbers, or the gangster’s moll.

It was also surprising to see Padukone, who appears to be a thinking actress who loves and lives without much duplicity, agreeing to playing such a character. Maybe looking hotter than ever and shooting the one scene in the movie that’s of any consequence (where she breaks down in a club as she realises everyone thinks she is a slut) was reason enough. What gets our goat is this—why can’t a cleavage baring woman have any values and why can’t a soft-spoken conservative girl want a good time in bed? Why does Bollywood force us to believe that the two facets of one’s personality just can’t co-exist? It would have made sense if Saif had eventually realised that Deepika was the one for him. After all, she is exactly like him.

It was heartening to see the reaction in the theatre and outside. Women remarked wryly, “I have a girl crush on Padukone. But that must mean I am a dirty girl, right?” It’s time for Bollywood to realise one thing—girls have both the good and bad inside them, and they love it.

sports
The Wiggins Diet

It’s all about the London Olympics right now. But let us not ignore one of the greatest, and most gruelling, sports events that concluded across the English channel recently— the Tour de France. The UK, already on a sporting high because of the Olympics, got another reason to celebrate when Bradley Wiggins became the first Briton to win the 3,497 km race. One of the things that helped the 32-year-old was his diet. Like Novak Djokovic, Wiggins too keeps his food gluten free. He also doesn’t drink beer and has his coffee without sugar. The results are rather sweet.